Hilarious Computer Quotes

The idea is to give a fresh start to this blog, thus waking from his long hibernation.
Now it will express itself in english, or so is his master wish :)

Nothing better to start than same hilarious quotes:

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."

"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."

"unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep" - my daily unix command list

"To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."

"If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough."

"Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."

"Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are."

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light"

"To go forward, you must backup."

"A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting."

"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

"Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something."

"Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail."

"Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades."

"The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back."

"It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages."

"Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows."

"It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa."

"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from."

"Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code."

"The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones."

"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."

in www.geek24.com